I graduated from college with a BA in Behavioral Science. After college, I went directly into grad school on a full scholarship for pre-marriage counseling. I quickly realized that it wasn’t for me, I dropped out after just one semester. With no idea what to do, I moved back home and got a BS job with my BA while I tried to figure it out.

            After a few months at home I decided that I had had enough. I moved to the mountains to mountain bike and snowboard. When I was fired from my job for being a dick to one of my employees, I decided it was time to move on. My next destination needed to be the beach, so I made it happen. My time at the beach was a blur. I lived there for two alcohol- induced, semi-jobless years, it was incredible!

            I don’t care what you think about me. I am who I am, and I’m okay with that. The average person doesn’t enjoy life; I’m not average. The average person isn’t happy; again, I’m not average. Depending on when you meet me, I may contribute to your unhappiness;, however, if you have a sense of humor and can laugh at yourself, we will get along just fine. I have been known to drink, sometimes socially, but most of the time blacked out and out of control. This book covers the latter.

            My love for life, utter disregard for people’s opinions, and a basic need for fun has landed me in some wild situations. The contents of this book will introduce you to friends I have met along the way and the uncommonly retarded, exceedingly drunken situations we have found ourselves in. 

            The names in this book have been changed, or I have used my friends' nicknames. I'm not a complete asshole, hence I feel the need to respect my friends and try not to ruin their marriages and/or careers. The average person would be ashamed to admit the stories in this book are entirely true. To reiterate, I am not average. I hope you enjoy reading this book and that the stories put a smile on your face. If anything, it should make you feel better about your own life and your friends.